I've always been a little disappointed that I couldn't grow sweet facial hair. If I could you had better believe I would have an incredibly powerful mustache. Something that has a bit of quiet dignity but let's you know who's boss. I think I would probably let the mustache do most of the talking for me. When people asked me a question I would just stare at them through the whiskers protruding from my upper lip. But alas, my facial hair is as patchy as Keanu Reeves in chemo and blonde to boot.
10 months ago