Thursday, April 1, 2010

I've always been a little disappointed that I couldn't grow sweet facial hair. If I could you had better believe I would have an incredibly powerful mustache. Something that has a bit of quiet dignity but let's you know who's boss. I think I would probably let the mustache do most of the talking for me. When people asked me a question I would just stare at them through the whiskers protruding from my upper lip. But alas, my facial hair is as patchy as Keanu Reeves in chemo and blonde to boot.


In a side-note, the older I get the crazier my eyebrows become. They kind of leap off my forehead and I don't know if I can manage to contain their wild spirit much longer. If only my eyebrows could be relocated to my upper lip.....

4 comments:

David said...

I have wild eyebrows AND I suspect I could grow a decent 'stache, should the muse descend. However, I also have the problem of my head starting to look patchy like Keanu Reeves' facial hair.

I'd rather be in your shoes.

Great post by the way. Keep 'em comin'.

Becky said...

This is Eric right! Ha Ha! Loved the post!

ryan and danielle said...

hahahah! gotta love that blonde facial hair. i know if you could grow something out it would be quite epic and probably have its own blog to go along with it. :)

Kristi Clinger said...

It must have something to do with your first name and the way you spell it because Eric Clinger has the same problem with the incapability to grow facial hair.